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Letterman’s Top 10 George Bush Moments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rToKEnySb7s

I’m partial to number seven for some reason…just love the subtle humor there.

Joke of the Day - the blonde and the t.v….

so this blonde goes to a store and says “can i get that tv” the manager say “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. so the blonde goes back home and dies her hair red. then she goes to the store and askes for the t.v the manager say “no mam we dont sell to [...]

Joke of the Day - don’t understand

a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So te host tells then they’re joke then they begin waking.the brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the [...]

Joke of the Day - swimming

Ok so there are a blonde a red head and a brunette and they are all stranded on a dessert island and the red head says im never getting out of here so she swims 1/2 way there and drowns and then the brunette thinks the red head got there so she swims 1/2 way [...]

6 Computer Destructions by Girlfriend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQhSLcTlUBA

In this episode from SpecBox, clever use of annotations allow you to choose your own adventure so you get a different story every time.

Kid pushes Mascot out of the way, starts breakdancing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA_fnpMjTiI

At a Hawks game, a little kid pushes the mascot out of the way and starts showing off some real moves.

Joke of the Day - The blondes and the Double Decker Bus

There’s a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.
On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.
On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated… they’re in a panic. They’re screaming, terrified, and [...]

Joke of the Day - blonde car accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the [...]

Joke of the Day - Jigsaw Puzzle

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure it out or how to get it started.” Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde said, “According to the picture on the box, it’s [...]

Joke of the Day - 20 dollars

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”.
His friend says “Don’t worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars [...]

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