In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?” Charlie replied, “Driving to Chicago!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie’s room just as [...]
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman, “Do you know [...]
An Irishman staggers into a library, approaches the librarian and shouts, “FISH AND CHIPS, PLEASE!” The librarian puts her finger up to her lip and says, “This is a Library”. Irish guy says in a whispering voice, ” fish and chips, please.”
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a bunch of shots. The bartender says “You celebrating something?” The guy says “My first blowjob.” The bartender replied “Good for you!” When the man was done, the bartender says “That must have been some blow job. You need anything else?” The guy said “No if 12 [...]
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex:
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don’t have to compliment [...]
